[
    {"animation": "fadein", "timer": 2, "auto": true},

    {"name": "Ely", "text": "What a shame...", "expression": "sad"},
    {"name": "Ely", "text": "I don't like being alone.", "expression": "sad"},
    {"name": "Ely", "text": "I just want to go home!", "expression": "sad"},
    {"name": "Ely", "text": "Hopefully someone will come by and rescue me...", "expression": "sad"},

    {"timer": 2, "auto": true},

    {"name": "Crab", "expression": "eyes", "wait": true, "audio": "herbert_eyes"},
    {"name": "Ely"},
    {"name": "Crab", "expression": "first_step", "wait": true, "audio": "herbert_first_step"},
    {"name": "Ely", "text": "... ?"},
    {"name": "Crab", "expression": "second_step", "wait": true, "audio": "herbert_second_step"},
    {"name": "Ely", "text": "Huh ?"},
    {"name": "Crab", "expression": "third_step", "wait": true, "auto": true},

    {"name": "Crab", "text": "Hey you!", "audio": "herbert_is_happy"},
    {"name": "Crab", "text": "You ok buddy?"},
    {"name": "Ely", "text": "I must be going crazy.", "expression": "gasp"},
    {"name": "Crab", "text": "You don't look [i]that[/i] crazy to me."},
    {"name": "Ely", "text": "You're a crab."},
    {"name": "Crab", "text": "Yes."},
    {"name": "Ely", "text": "You speak."},
    {"name": "Crab", "text": "Of course I do you muffinhead."},
    {"name": "Ely", "text": "Cuuuuute!", "expression": "cute"},
    {"name": "Ely", "text": "...", "expression": "smile"},
    {"name": "Ely", "text": "So... You're a cute talking crab.", "expression": "smile"},
    {"name": "Crab", "text": "", "expression": "cute"},
    {"name": "Ely", "text": "Do you have a name? [code](by any chance...)[/code]"},
    {"name": "Crab", "text": "The name's Herbert."},
    {"name": "Herbert", "text": "I am a [wave amp=20 freq=2]Pachygrapsus Marmoratus[/wave] as you [i]hoomans[/i] like to call us."},
    {"name": "Ely", "text": "That's nice and all but... uh..."},
    {"name": "Ely", "text": "What brings you here Herbert?"},
    {"name": "Ely", "text": "Also, what made you the first crab to talk to me [i]ever[/i]?"},
    {"name": "Herbert", "text": "I'll tell you my tale, but then please tell me yours."},
    {"name": "Ely", "text": "Sure!"},
    {"name": "Herbert", "text": "Everything was fine.", "audio": ""},
    {"name": "Herbert", "text": "I was fine, my friends were fine..."},
    {"name": "Herbert", "text": "There was not a single bit that wasn't singing."},
    {"name": "Herbert", "text": "It went like [wave amp=10 freq=3]♪ Because I'm happyyyyyyy ♪[/wave]"},
    {"name": "Herbert", "text": "And then..."}
]